Yesterday's day was so ridiculous that I must record it or I'll think back on it and not believe it actually happened.
9:50 am: Addison starts crying (up all night, which was why she slept in), I go into her room to find her naked, wet diaper on floor, covered in poop, which is also smeared all over her crib and PotteryBarn bedding.
9:52 : I throw her in bathtub and hose her down
9:54: Hunter decided he wants to take a bath and starts taking all his clothes off, trying to climb in my now poop filled bathtub.
10:00: Both kids are now in our master bathtub playing happily as I carefully pry all bedding off crib.
10:10:
Ding Dong! A new college student to our ministry arrives for our breakfast meeting
10:12: Me and two half naked wet children come downstairs to greet our sweet visitor, Kate.
10:15: Try to make chocolate chip pancakes as Hunter spills pancake mix everywhere
10:20: Look at Addison to discover she looks like she got into a UFC fight, her eye and chin is swollen and red.
10:30:
Call Pediatrician, give Benadryl
10:40: Eat pancakes and enjoy a discussion with Kate (while Addison spills a box of Cheerios on carpet)
11:30: Say goodbye to our guest, vacuum up cheerios.
11:30: Try to clean the rest of Addison's morning surprise and notice that the children are both very quiet.
12:00:
Call Poison Control. (Kids knocked Pepto Bismol tablets from top shelf in pantry and decided to try a few)
12:30: Put Addison to bed, collapse in a heap.
3:00: Hunter wants to play bubbles, and spills and entire bottle of bubble juice on floor.
3:30: Notice an army of ants that have come marching into our kitchen.
4:00: Wash all kitchen mats and vacuum (again)
5:00: Try to make dessert for our premarital counseling session tonight: Hunter wants to help.
5:37: BEEPING oven timer!! (AH! Burned the dessert b/c I was playing trains with Hunter)
6:00: Throw kids into van.
6:02: Forgot something: Got locked out of house, go around to get extra key
6:03: Go out into the rain to grocery store to buy new dessert: ice cream. (Praying that for once, as I check out there's not a kind old lady behind me telling me to "Enjoy these days! They go by so fast!" I could just see it now..."
Local Pastor's Wife takes out old lady in Grocery Store Checkout Lane."
6:15: As I put the cart away, Hunter gets out of his carseat, throws open driver's side door and almost smashes the nice black BMW next to me...close call!
7:00: Make dinner, Doug walks in- exhausted from his nonstop day of ministry.
6:30: Throw kids in bathtub again, and make myself somewhat presentable for our company coming.
10:00: Watch
Covert Affairs with Doug and fold a ginormous amount of laundry.
12:00: Roll into bed
1:00am: Addison crying
4:00am: Addison crying
5:00am Addison crying...We pretend not to hear
7:30am Hunter wakes up: "Mommy! Come downstairs with me!!!"